When birthdays roll around, you’ll see something of an avalanche of birthday gifts coming the way of the celebrant. This is, of course, with the assumption that the celebrant has many family and friends who love to shower them with gifts on their very special day. Anyway, what do you do when you want your gift to stand out from the mountain of gifts and be remembered for many months to come?
Stand out from the crowd
Well, you give birthday prank gifts, that’s it! With gag gifts, you’re sure to elicit laughs and whoops from both the celebrant and guests, all in the spirit of fun, camaraderie, and celebration. After all, birthdays are meant to be celebrations of a life that continues to be well lived. And if you are the creator of such fun during the birthday party, you will be invited to the next party and the next ad infinitum. Or at least until the celebrant can celebrate his birthday.
However, gag gifts need to be chosen with care and consideration. Sensitivities can be easily offended. Egos can be easily bruised. Beliefs can be easily altered. In fact, what you may have thought of as a source of laughter can easily degenerate into a source of friction, tension, and fights.
With that being the case, we highly recommend the following tips to make your gag gifts stand out from the crowd, but not like a sore thumb. Get to know the birthday celebrant first, even if that means limited scope like their sense of humor. At the very least, you will be able to choose funny gifts that will make him laugh. For example, if he doesn’t like bathroom humor, then don’t give him the toilet or the pencil holder or the instant poop or liquid ass. These gifts will only gross him out.
Second, look at the guest list, if possible. Although the birthday celebrant may be over 30, she still needs to consider whether her party guests include impressionable minds like young children. After all, you don’t want to give gag gifts like inflatable sex dolls or pencil holders or camel toe costumes. If you do, prepare for disapproving stars and endless questions about precocious kids birthday prank gifts.
Third, assess your priorities in terms of practical value. First of all, do you want your gag gift to have practical yet fun value? If not, you can always choose from many joke costumes. If yes, go for toilet paper with various political personalities printed on it, toilet bowl and toilet clock, and even poop-shaped piggy banks.
No need to worry about cost as the gag gifts are reasonably priced from just $5 for money shaped candles to the very suggestive genie in the lamp costume at around $33 each. Just choose the one that is within your budget and fits the celebrant and your gift should stand out, no matter the price.
Gifts that stand out from the crowd
By now you may be wondering about the specific gifts that will stand out from the rest of the birthday presents piled on the floor. Well, you can wrap your gag gifts and win distinctive wrappers like kiss my ass paper, but that would be giving away your gift too soon. Instead, we recommend wrapping it like any other gift so that the celebrant and guests are truly wowed when it is opened.
Here are gifts that will stand out from the crowd of gifts the birthday celebrant will receive:
1. The remote controlled fart machine allows the celebrant to play practical jokes on family and friends, as well as co-workers and bosses. Simply place the unit where the recipient of the prank will sit. As soon as he sits down, press any of the 15 different fart sounds and embarrass him to no end. Laugh out loud moment indeed.
2. Perhaps the celebrant is always getting calls from annoying telemarketers, but is so courteous that he just hangs up. Well, give him one of the I-Need-to-Pick-Up-the-Hook Devices with 6 Different Excuses, which have been featured on many TV shows. Yes, she can tell her baby is crying even when she’s not going to get anywhere with a baby within a mile.
3. If the birthday celebrant is a well-known canned beer lover who likes big tits, then Bobble Babes is just perfect. He is a can cooler with a woman’s tits bouncing like crazy once the cooler is shaken. Get away!
4. Skip the usual stress balls. Instead, choose the anti-stress chest made of two balls shaped like breasts complete with nipples. It may not be the best way to relax because of the images that these, ahem, balls can evoke but, hey, each with their own relaxation technique.
5. We bet you still remember good old goofy George W. Bush. Yes, the one with misquotes like “We need an energy bill that encourages consumption” and “I was underestimated” has always been the butt of jokes even when he was in the highest office in the country. Well, let him come up to your, well, butt, with the W toilet paper.
There are many more gag gifts for the birthday celebrant, of course. You’ll get dizzy just looking at all the possibilities, from crime scene tape to condoms to cool costumes. But why suffer through that when you can only buy one in each category? The happy credit card is the order of the day!
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