Have you ever been on a virtual excursion looking for a pickup line that reaches the inner soft core and instead was inundated with thousands of lines repeated a trillion times and spread over hundreds of sites? I bet Google hasn’t been friendly with others nor would it have blinked propitiously for a while on its digital destiny. This was the image so far.
The following pickup lines are clear proof that some men (that includes me) don’t like being one of the crowd for the sake of the crowd. What’s more, these pickup lines double as dating headlines, when you want them to be, and they’re so hilarious that if you don’t get the girl, you’ll end up smiling at yourself.
- Now how long are you going to hold your breath in wonder? I am real? – Don’t throw it away like a person whose ego takes steroids. It’s a lighthearted joke that tastes best to others when served hot with the slightest of smiles.
- I wouldn’t mind building a tree house with you. But I wonder, would you? – This pickup line creates an immediate halo of acceptability around you and is quite evocative for her.
- That is not done; no one can celebrate so much after discovering me. – Now, this is more like a MB surfing a Giga-lane with a smile dominating every bit and byte.
The quality of freshness has more followers than it seems. And then there are the monkeys who refuse to hand over the banana of mediocrity.
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